Monday, October 26, 2026

Big Girls Do It Better

Anna is a DJ. She is a big girl and unhappy about it. She meets Chase, a total stud. Anna thinks he is way out of her league. As Chase pursues her, Anna thinks he is after a one-night stand. But he seems to think she is a goddess.

There are a lot of erotic details about their tryst. In the end, Chase's band get signed. However, he will need to leave for New York. He is conflicted as he truly like Anna. The book ends before we find out what Chase will do.

I guess you have to read the rest of the series?

Saturday, October 24, 2026

Diary of a Nerd King

 

The main character seems to be a kid in middle school. He and his best friend found a YouTuber that is famous and made millions. They decide to also become famous YouTubers. They will review funny videos each week. Their first video featured 4 other funny videos. They only got 23 views. They did write to a few famous YouTubers.

The main guy also noticed a good looking girl smiling at him. He walked her home one day. Then she asked him to join her in starting a glee club at their school. He agreed. He also planned to invite his best friend to join. He and the girl choose a teacher they like. They plan to ask her to be the sponsor for glee club.

Wednesday, October 21, 2026

The Risk Profession

This book is by one of my favorite authors, Donald Westlake. The main guy works for an insurance company. Somebody filed a claim. It was more like a retirement claim. The insured has signed his claim over to his partner, then allegedly died. The main guy needed to investigate for fraud.

He had to travel to an asteroid where the partner was guarding a claim on a treasure the pair had discovered. Our guy asked for more details. The story was the partner and him were drunk. One guy went out to mark the claim. He tore his suit and floated off the asteroid.

The main guy figured he would need to find the body, as he thought this was a homicide. The body could not be buried easily on the hard asteroid surface. It would not be buried along the treasure, and somebody would dig that up. It would not be in orbit, as it might be seen. The main guy figured the body was still in the space suit.

When the main guy returned to the office, it was a long time later. He claimed he took a vacation. What he really did was realize the perp assumed the identity of the partner he killed. His claim on the treasure was void. Our insurance investigator staked a valid claim on the treasure. And had to wait for somebody to come buy the rights to mine it. He quit his job.

His Very Best


This book is a biography of President Jimmy Carter. He grew up on his father's farm. He himself became a farmer. I had previously thought he only farmed peanuts. But he had other crops. I knew about his brother Billy. But I did not realize Jimmy also had a sister. Plus, he was a lot older than Billy. His wife was Rosalyn. She was named after a family member named Rose. Her name is supposed to sound like Rose.

Jimmy went to the Naval Academy where he was badly hazed. He was small, shy, and had a smile that irked upper classmen. He said they beat him mercilessly with things like a wooden spoon. Upon graduation, he took a tour on a submarine. He left early when his father died to take over the farm.

Jimmy was famous for The Camp David Accords. This is where he attempted to broker peace between Israel and Egypt. Although Anwar Sadar from Egypt could not speak for all Palestinians, it was a start. On Jimmy's watch, the Shaw (leader) fled Iran. The Ayatollah Khomeini return to Iran from exile. Students held American Embassy employees hostage in Iran. This, in part, led to Carter losing the election against Reagan for his second term.

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

The Exception to the Rule


I must confess. I did not finish this book. Got a third of the way through. Then I punted. I think the format of the book did not keep my interest.

Somebody sends an email to the wrong person on Valentines Day. This starts a tradition where one high school turned college kid sends an email to the other. I imagine they will eventually get together. But every chapter is just an email exchange. Where's the beef?

The real tragedy is that I liked another book by this author. In the other book, a woman got onto the wrong Zoom call. But that call ended fast. Then the story took off. This current book has a failure to launch. Next.

Monday, October 19, 2026

The Fall risk


Charlotte dated a guy that became her stalker. She is on the run. She moves into an apartment across from Seth. They find themselves stranded when a construction crew removes the stairway down to the ground level. They spend a weekend getting to know each other.

Seth is a plant and tree guy. He has an injury to his leg and wears a cast. He is really good looking. Charlotte has been taking self-defense classes from her new best friend. She has a firearm. She knows martial arts. And she knows how to use other weapons.

A neighbor downstairs posts a video of the two main characters. Charlotte's stalker ex sees it and comes for Charlotte with a box cutter knife. Charlotte is ready with a baseball bat that has a sock on the end. When she swings, her ex grabs the bat. But all he gets is the sock. Charlotte uses the bat to break both of his legs.

Months later, Charlotte moves in with Seth. Her best friend takes over her apartment. The neighbor caught the beat down on video, and it has gone viral online.

Sunday, September 13, 2026

What I Was Made For

This is a book of quotes by Billie Eilish. The subtitle of the book is The Little Guide to Billie Eilish. The best way to describe the book is to present some of the quotes.

My brother is my cure

I fucking hope I'm a role model now

It turns out I'm young

I would love to be a hot girl

I've never felt like a woman

Monday, September 7, 2026

Character Limit

This is a book about Elon Musck. Specifically of how he bought Twitter. It was strange that he did not perform due diligence before his purchase. Once bought, he feared the company was in economic peril. So, Musk went on a cost cutting spree starting with his first day.

He hired a lieutenant that contacted all managers. The question posed was if there was anybody who reported them that was worthy of keeping. The default action would be a firing. By the end, 80% of the Twitter workface was eliminated.

Elon had other crazy ideas. He wanted to just stop paying rent on the buildings he leased. He also wanted to cancel employees who travel from booking hotels. Eventually, Elon succumbed to public pressure. He anointed a CEO to replace him. However, he continued to be heavily involved.










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Thursday, August 20, 2026

The Price of Honey

Honey was the fourth wife of a Barney, a super-rich tech guy. We find her taking an Uber to her husband's funeral. All three prior wives were to attend the funeral as well. An assistant of Barney had created a seating chart for the funeral. However, Honey proposed that all wives sit together.

Spoiler alert ahead. One of Barney's wives notices a very handsome man talking at length with the assistant. They worried it might be some illegitimate child. But he was too old for that. Later this man accused Honey of not crying during the funeral.

The stranger claims that he is Barney. He has intimate details of his and Honey's life. Including some mistakes that Barney had made in the past. Apparently, Barney figured out how to download his consciousness into the body of a younger man. Unfortunately, due diligence was not done on the victim whose body he took over.

The police came and arrested Barney, in his new body, for murder. Barney pleaded with Honey to tell the cops who he was. She said she did not know the man. The cops left with Barney in tow. Not sure if Honey was just trying to get her inheritance. Or maybe she was mad that Barney was cheating on her with multiple women.

Monday, August 17, 2026

The Spider Silk Scarf


Nora grew up poor. She ended up living with Ben. She is a thief. She steals items she likes. She stores them in her closet. Nora wonders whether Ben notices the nice things that a poor girl has.

Ben does a job. He works in the kitchen of a mansion. This is the house of Ms. Martin. There are rumors that Ms. Martin is a witch. And that she walks on all fours and eats pets.

Ben says that there was a duct in the kitchen through which he heard voices. Apparently, Ms. Martin was talking about an ultra-rare and very valuable scarf that she intended to loan to a museum.

Nora caught wind of this. She wanted the scarf. She finds a hidden coal chute behind the mansion. She crawls in and worms herself into the house. She climbs an elaborate staircase, and words he way down the hall until she is over the kitchen.

Inside Ms. Martin's room, it seems very narrow and deep. She turns off her light and goes into the room. She loses her bearings. Then she feels like she is in a forest. And a large beast is approaching. The beast is Ms. Martin. Nora begs for her life and promises not to steal anything.

Nora passes out. She later wakes to toxic fumes. She somehow gets outside the room and to a window, where she breathes air to avoid the fumes. She dials 911, goes back in the room, and pulls Ms. Martin out. The old woman spends 27 days in the hospital before waking up.

Eventually, Nora finds a strange cardboard box and her front door. Inside in the spider silk scarf she wanted to steal. Nora does not want it. Nora also finds out that Ben knew about her thievery all along.

Monday, August 10, 2026

Accidentally Yours

Christina tries to dial into an interview with Zoom. Instead, she crashes another company's review of their Powerpoint. She tears the deck to shreds. Then leaves the call. The interim CEO Jude tracks her down and hires her as a consultant.

Eventually their banter causes Jude to ask Christina out. It turns out they live in the same building in Chicago. They both have seen each other getting mail from the prompt mailman Larry. A bit unbelievable. But still a cute story.

Tuesday, August 4, 2026

Leave it up to Love

Lila got a book published. It was mid. Her publisher thinks she is taking away from their main author Elizabeth. Lila wants a contract for another book. Her published makes her become a ghost writer for Elizabeth.

The problem is not just writer's block. Elizabeth's husband died. And now she cannot even write a word. Her son Grady also is suffering. He no longer dates. Grady and Lila somehow team up to talk Elizabeth into trying the ghostwriter arrangement.

It works out well. Lila does the writing. Elizabeth gives guidance. Grady falls for Lila. Then he decides to back off, nominally because they need that book done. He then not only becomes Lila's agent, but also her lover.

Sunday, July 12, 2026

Hot For Slayer

Ethel is an old vampire. She gets injured and is protected by a vampire slayer Lazlo. He just recently lost his memory. He keeps asking Ethel questions which she dodges. He knows she does not tell the truth about his profession and their relationship (he is supposed to kill her).

Ethel takes Lazlo home. They go out on the town and are attacked by an ancient vampire. They both get injured. At this point, Lazlo regains his memory. They default the ancient vampire. Ethel considers attacking Lazlo. However, he confesses his love for her.

Apparently, Lazlo has been in love with Ethel for a very long time. He now lives across the street from her, and has been spying on her for the duration of her living there. She drinks his blood, which he gives freely. We find that he has retired from the slayer profession. He killed all the hit men they sent after him. Ethel and Lazlo become a couple now. They travel the world. And sometimes they return back to Ethel's home.

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Riding with Reagan

This book recounts the true story of secret service agent John Barletta. He was instrumental in protecting president Reagan, especially when the president went riding on horseback. The trouble was that no other secret service agents were very adept at horseback riding. John, on the other hand, was a natural. John did try to institute training for a select band of secret service agents so they could ride horses as well.

The majority of horseback riding happened at Reagan's ranch in California. There was a small 2-bedroom abode there. The president was very hands on. He had constructed a lot of the fencing on the ranch. He was also hands on with his horse. The secret service had to set up all kinds of security on the ranch. It was tough to even drive up the mountain to where the ranch was perched.

John tells stories of how the president used humor. Also, of how he was tight with Margaret Thatcher. Reagan loved jelly bellies. But his wife Nancy tried hard to shut down his access to them. Eventually the president succumbed to Alzheimer's. Nancy and a full-time nurse took care of him in his last years. Eventually John also got old, and the secret service is a young man's employer.

Sunday, June 28, 2026

Year Book

This is Seth Rogan's own account of how he grew up to become a comedian. I did not even know he was a stand-up comic. I thought has was just a regular actor. Seth said he started as a very young comedian. Older ones gave him advice to talk about specific of being young.

Seth got a gig once to write jokes for a guy that performed circumcisions. He spent the weekend writing 10 jokes. The contracted price was $50 a joke. The dude only wanted to buy one. Seth insisted he buy all 10, since Seth thought they were good, and he spent so much time writing them. The guy relented. Seth's mom says the guy is still using them 40 years later all the time.

Seth had a beef with Jack Dorsey, who was the founder of Twitter. Seth saw that many antisemitic posters were verified Twitter users. Seth appealed to Jack to have them kicked off Twitter. Jack only responded that he would look into it. Nothing ever came about of it.

The book wrapped up talking about a Jewish camp hike. They were to walk through 29 miles of remote country. Half-way through, some girl hurt her ankle and passed out. A young counselor and a camper went for help. Seth and pals constructed a stretcher that was too heavy for them. Eventually 4 burly men showed up. They carried the injured girl to a nearby road. The counselor and camper can back with an ambulance. Eventually the fire department rescued the rest of the kids, keeping them overnight in the firehouse.

Wednesday, June 3, 2026

The Faces & Places of Oz

 

This book is a collection of locations in the movie Wicked. It starts with Munchkinland. Elphaba's father is the governor of Munckinland. The next location is Shiz University. Elphaba and her sister attend magic school there. So does Glinda. The final location is the Emerald City. This is a luxurious place that is the home to the wizard of Oz.

Monday, June 1, 2026

Savage Art

This book started out with a discussion of magazine covers during the early 1900s. Apparently authors and artists did not make much, if they even got paid. Publishers got rich. This discussion was kind of boring. They went over many authors, what they drew, and who they drew for.

The rest of the book are full page images from covers. This book has an 8x14 inch form factor. So, the images are big. A lot of times there are scantily clad women. Often they are tied up. There also seems to be dudes that look like detectives with guns. And there are also bad guys with guns.

This was a coffee table style book I purchased. The cover price was a reasonable $15. I think I got the book for $5 or $7 from a bargain books store online. Good times all around.

Thursday, May 28, 2026

First Witches Club

Three women who knew each other in high school run into each other. Another woman they knew was in the hospital in a coma. The three women were not necessarily good friends. All of them are currently in relationships where their man is cheating on them. They walk into a store, an apothecary. There they meet a witch who teaches them.

Initially, the three cast spells to punish their cheating men. However, it gets dangerous, burning down a house that one woman's kids were in. They decide to change their goals from punishing their men to uplifting women.

The first order of business seems to have been helping each of the three women find new and better men. It works out fine for all three. Then they start working on the community of women. A new hire starts at the apothecary, where all of them work now. This new girl is related to the original woman in the hospital.

The coven turns the female community to help cure the woman. The woman in the hospital comes out of her coma. Her husband had been cheating on her. He tried to kill her. The original owner of the apothecary disappears, She leaves the apothecary to the three new witches who have taken over.

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Fabulous Fishing Funnies

This is a book of black and white comics. They revolve around all things fishing. There is just about a pun on every page. Three are a total of 150+ comics. The book was published in 2014. But the content and humor seem more old fashioned.

Sunday, May 24, 2026

Charlie Brown and Charles Schultz

Charles Schultz had closed doors at every turn. He initially could not get any newspapers to run his comic. Eventually somebody too a chance. And the comics caught on like wildfire. You would think that would have established him. However he also had a hard time getting anybody to pick up a 30 minute show.

Eventually, again, somebody took a chance. The Charlie Brown TV special broke all kinds of records and immediately won awards. TV was conquered and follow on shows went on to dominate for years. The final frontier was the stage. Again, there was a hard time getting a musical of Peanuts on stage. They started small. And the New York Times praised it.

Schultz works alone in drawing his comics. He does have a secretary to handle non-drawing tasks. He did farm out work for animation in his TV specials. All his work turns to gold. Even an album related to Peanuts was solid gold.